Friday, 9 September 2016

Funny Quotes For Happy Diwali

Welcome to the festival of Diwali, the biggest festival of India. Also known as Deepavali or Dewali, it is celebrated across the length and breadth of India by almost all the communities. The history of Diwali dates back to pre historic times, and there are multiple theories of its origin. Today, it is celebrated for five days. The celebration involves cooking, meeting friends and relatives, taking blessings, performing pujas, buying mettalic objects, gifting, lighting up houses with diyas or decorative lights, decoration of homes, and, definitely, bursting of fire crackers.

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Happy Diwali Quotes :

The great Hindu epic ‘Mahabharata’ reveals that it was ‘Kartik Amavashya’ (the new moon day of the Kartik month) when the Pandavas appeared from their 12 years of banishment as a result of their defeat in the hands of the Kauravas at the game of dice (gambling). The five Pandava brothers, their mother and their wife Draupadi were honest, kind, gentle and caring in their ways and were loved by all their subjects. To celebrate the joyous occassion of their return to Hastinapura and to welcome back the Pandavas, the common people illuminated their state by lighting bright earthen lamps everywhere. And the tradition is maintained to this day. 

Happy Diwali Funny Quotes  

1 Deepawali mein deepo ka didar
  Khusiyo ke sath mubarak hazaar.

  “Happy Diwali”

   :: Cute sms for Diwali ::

2 Diwali Ki Light
  Karay Sab Ko Delight
  Pakro Masti Ki Flight Aur
  Dhoom Machao All Night
  Happy Diwali!!

3 May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your   Life Peace, 
  Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health. 
  Happy Diwali

4 Sukh sampada aapke jivan mein aaye,
  Laxmi ji aapke ghar mein saamye,
  Bhool kar bhee aap ke jivan main,
  Aage kabhi bhee ek dukh na aaye…

5 Laxmi Aayegi Itni Ki Sab Jagah Naam Hoga,
  Din Raat Vyapar Bade Itna Adhik Kaam Hoga,
  Ghar Pariwar Samaj Me Banoge Sartaj,
  Yehi Kamna Hai Hamari Aap Ke Liye
  Diwali Ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye…

6 Happy Diwali SMS in Advance
  Jagmag Jagmag jalte ye sunder deep,
  Charon taraf roshni hi roshi ho,
  Meri hai duha yahee,
  Honto par aapki hardam hansi hee hansi ho…
  Happy Diwali 2015

7 Amitabh - Mere Paas Rocket Hai, 
  Shurli Hai, 
  Chakri Hai, 
  Murga Bumb Hai, 
  Anaar Hai, 
  Tumhare Paas Kya Hai? 

8 Shashi Kapoor - 
  Mere Paas 

  MAA...Chis Hai!

9 Dosto se har lamhe me diwali hai,
  Dosti ki ye dunia diwani hai,
  dosto ke bina jindgi bekar hai,
  dosto se hi to jindgi me bahar hai…
  Happy Diwali 2015

10 Muskarte hanste deep tum jalana,
   Jivan main nai khushiyon ko lana,
   Dukh dard apne bhool kar,
   Sabko gale lagna, sabko gale lagna…
   Happy Diwali 2015

Top Happy Dipawali Funny Quotes :

Among the Jain festivals, Diwali is one of the most important one. For on this occasion we celebrate the Nirvana of Lord Mahavira who established the dharma as we follow it. Lord Mahavira was born as Vardhamana on Chaitra Shukla 13th in the Nata clan at Khattiya-kundapura, near Vaishali. He obtained Kevala Gyana on Vishakha Shukla 10 at the Jambhraka village on the banks of Rijukula river at the age of 42.Funny Happy Diwali 2016 Messages Quotes For Friends Family Neighbors With Images- Diwali is celebrated by Hindus, Jain’s, and Sikhs and some Buddhists to mark different historical events, stories or myths but they all symbolize the victory of light over darkness, knowledge over ignorance, good over evil, hope over despair. Funny Happy Diwali 2016 Messages Quotes For Friend Family Neighbors With Images. Different colorful varieties of fireworks are always associated with this festival. On this auspicious day, people light up diyas and candles all around their house. They perform Laxmi Puja in the evening and seek divine blessings of Goddess of Wealth. The festival of Diwali is never complete without exchange of gifts. People send for Diwali to their near and dear ones. Happy Diwali Messages Quotes For Friends. Rituals and preparations for Diwali begin days or weeks in advance. The festival formally begins two days before the night of Diwali, and ends two days thereafter. Each day has the following rituals and significance.

Best Funny Messages For Happy Diwali

The history of Diwali is replete with legends and these legends are moored to the stories of Hindu religious scriptures, mostly the Puranas. Though the central theme of all legends point out to the classic truth of the victory of the good over the evils, the mode of their presentation and the characters differ. Diwali, being the festival of lights, lighting the lamp of knowledge within us means to understand and reflect upon the significant purpose of each of the five days of festivities and to bring those thoughts in to the day to day lives.The first day of Diwali is called Dhanvantari Triodasi or Dhanwantari Triodasi also called Dhan Theras. The second day of Diwali is called Narak Chaturdasi. It is the fourteenth lunar day (thithi) of the dark forthnight of the month of Kartik and the eve of Diwali. On this day Lord Krishna destroyed the demon Narakasur and made the world free from fear. The third day of Diwali is the actual Diwali. This is the day when worship for Mother Lakshmi is performed. On the fourth day of Diwali, Goverdhan Pooja is performed. The fifth day of the diwali is called Bhratri Dooj. It is a day dedicated to sisters.

Diwali greetings

Cute Messages For Happy Diwali :

The Story of Rama and Sita: Lord Rama was a great warrior King who was exiled by his father Dashratha, the King of Ayodhya, along with his wife Sita and his younger brother Lakshman, on his wife's insistence. Lord Rama returned to his Kingdom Ayodhya after 14 years of exile, in which he put an end to the demon Ravana of Lanka, who was a great Pundit, highly learned but still evil dominated his mind. After this victory of Good over Evil, Rama returned to Ayodhya. In Ayodhya, the people welcomed them by lighting rows of clay lamps. So, it is an occasion in honor of Rama's victory over Ravana; of Truth's victory over Evil.The other story concerns King Bali, who was a generous ruler. But he was also very ambitious. Some of the Gods pleaded Vishnu to check King Bali's power. Vishnu came to earth in the form of a Vamana(dwarf) dressed as priest. The dwarf approached King Bali and said "You are the ruler of the three worlds: the Earth, the world above the skies and the underworld. Would you give me the space that I could cover with three strides?" King Bali laughed. Surely a dwarf could not cover much ground, thought the King, who agreed to dwarf's request. At this point, the dwarf changed into Vishnu and his three strides covered the Earth, the Skies and the whole Universe! King Bali was send to the underworld. As part of Diwali celebrations, some Hindus remember King Bali.

Top 10 Funny Messages For  Diwali :

1 Husband drunk, came to home
  Wife at door: how dare you…..?
  You promised me that you
  did not drink without any occasion,
  then why you drunk today?
  Funny husband: darling, the festival
  of crackers diwali is coming..!!
  Wife: so what ? What’s new in that..?
  Husband: we need bottles to light rockets dear.

2 I’m maachis & you’re pataka,
  together we are & it will be double dhamaka…!!

3 With my 1 heart, 2 eyes, 7 liter blood
  206 bones, 4.5 million red cells
  60 trillion D.N.A’ s…
  All wishing you a very very
  Happy Deepavali 

4 Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise
  Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise
  Mehak ho “Axe” jaise
  Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise
  Aur tension-free rahe “Huggies” jaise…..!!!!
  Happy Diwali to All  

5 Ur Eyes Patakha, Ur Lips Rocket,
  Ur Ears Chakari, Ur Nose Fuljari,
  Ur Style Anaar, Ur Personality Bomb,
  SMS Karo Varna I’m Comin With Agarbatti.

6 On this diwali, I am sending you a diya of my   love,
  I hope you will keep it lighted forver.

  Happy Diwali!!

7 Charo our hai dhoom, kyonki Diwali hai aayi,
  khush raho aur sab ko khush karo,
  Aapko aur apke sampurn family ko Diwali ki Hardik    badhai..

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Funny Messages For Depawali :

Lord Vishnu in his 8th incarnation as Krishna destroyed the demon Narkasura, who was causing great unhappiness amongst the people of the world. Narkasura was believed to be a demon of filth, covered in dirt. He used to kidnap beautiful young women and force them to live with him. Eventually, their cries for rescue were heard by Vishnu, who came in the form of Krishna. First, Krishna had to fight with a five-headed monster who guarded the demon's home. Narkasura hoped that his death might bring joy to others. Krishna granted his request and the women were freed. For Hindus, this story is a reminder that good can still come out of evil.